Drupal, Lawsuits and a Peruvian Prostitute
Hang on to your woman if you got one
Remember in El Paso, once, you shot one.
She may have been a whore, but she was a hot one
- BILLY
Sorry, so very sorry, dear reader. This isn’t a real post. But it is research for a real post. You see, I’m test driving a new analytics package which, on first impressions, is awesome. Problem is, my blog doesn’t get enough traffic to make any screenshots interesting. Which is why you are here.
So, before you leave, browse around and read some shit. It’s all in the interest of science. Retweet it, leave a comment, tell your friends and make my screenshots the busiest darn screenshots any analytics review ever had. If you’re very very lucky, you might even notice your visit in a picture in my next post.
Let’s see if 1337 Twitter followers are worth anything. I’m serious. I’ve got elite followers. And I’m sure I’ll lose a whole bunch of them pretty damn soon.
UPDATE: You can read the real blog post now – It Can All Change In a ChartBeat. And I only lost 2 Twitter followers. Fuck ‘em.
Why not revert to the earlier GoDaddy-mandated content strategy? That certainly had me clicking like a lolly-fed 7yo on a pogo stick!
Aw shucks… was looking for a community website to build social graphs for Peruvian Professionals.
This is why I don’t test and review analytics
SharePoint…you forgot SharePoint. A post titled why SP is horrible for WCM would be massive traffic.
your next linkbait idea (purely for analytics research): WordPress is (still) not a #CMS
Weak!